 Couldn't sleep, so I just said "fuck it" and made some eggs. Using Gordon Ramsay's technique, which consists of just dropping the eggs into the pan without pre-mixing, then stirring them constantly, risotto-style, while taking them on and off the heat. No seasonings are added beforehand; you just chuck in "a nob" of unsalted butter. It's something of a labor-intensive process (especially for the morning) but they cook up quickly, and are perfect with just a little salt and pepper. Here's the video, if anyone gives a shit.
Fuckin' eggs. They look like so little in the bowl, but by the time you're halfway through, your colon's already emptying spontaneously just to make room.
 Have you heard? (Do you care? You should.) "Death Magnetic" comes out on September 12. I, of course, am prepared to think it's hot shit even if it's just regular shit, since I support James Hetfield in all his endeavors - but if it is shit, I'm going to look really bad in front of my friends and have a lot of explaining to do. The sample on their MySpace isn't terrible, so maybe there's hope.
The Nuge was on No Reservations last night. I kept waiting for him to make out with Bourdain. I would've so been able to rub one out to that.
Things I'm working on now: assault rifle greeting cards, Nugent trophy buck portrait, Andrew WK bloody nose.
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