IF IT A'INT RUFF

I was browsing Robert Mendolia's editorial portfolio a little while ago, and found the following photo:


After my initial thoughts - that guy's a megahottie; that guy's a lefty; that's a stupid tattoo - I spotted the "key chain" the megahottie's wearing. How kickass is that? It looks like just a wallet chain with a lot of keys on it, which I could so totally make. All I need is a lot of keys. Maybe thirty? Forty? Too bad it turns out old keys are ridiculously expensive.

There's a lot on eBay of almost three hundred keys for less than $50, which is a really great deal, and I always hate myself for passing up a really great deal, but I don't exactly have fifty bucks laying around. So I'll probably just pick up smaller lots on Etsy and call it a day.

EDIT: Done. Now I've forty keys coming to me from mysunshinevintage, and it only cost me $15. Now all I've got to do is find that wallet chain I thought I'd never use.